Wish I could say I was scratching my head with many in America this morning and going, “Palin? Michael Palin? Why he’s British. . .he can’t be McCain’s vice presidential pick.” Fortunately or unfortunately, I had the dubious honor of being in the car, available to listen to Sarah Palin’s “aw shucks, I’m ready to shatter the glass ceiling” perky folksiness.
And seeing it for what it was. . .a buyout, with one huge price-tag attached.
Sarah Palin is as much a regular mom like I am Mary, Queen of Scots. She’s as Vice Presidential as me, too, with a mostly-useless journalism degree and a couple of small kids to raise. I wonder, though, how many Americans, stuck with little cash and shitloads of bills, will take the time to look beyond her pretty face and vivacious voice, her “Gidget goes to Washington” demeanor and really see what she is:
The fundamentalist Trojan Horse, seeing her chance to hop onto the highway to power based solely on gender, good looks and a folksy attitude — and grasping it with both hands.
She is a member of a church whose ideology would rightfully scare the crap out of the Average American. She is a true believer in The Rapture and theocratic rule, and her church is known for this.
She does not believe in global warming, though being that close to the arctic ice caps meltdown means she probably has to literally close her eyes to avoid seeing reality.
In the Governor’s office less than two years, she’s already being investigated for abuse of powers: allegedly aiding in the firing of her former brother-in-law from the Troopers. She’s said to have made close to 50 phone calls to his higher-ups, in the process.
She claims family values and the values votes, but is leaving behind a four-month-old child with Down’s Syndrome in order to lay claim to the second highest office in America – a position for which she has absolutely no experience or preparation.
Sarah Palin opposes abortion, even under cases of rape and incest. Unless the life of a mother is threatened by carrying to term, that is.
But these are not the most appalling items in her resume, or lack thereof, to me. What shocks me to my core is the fact that she is willing to go along with a craven, calculated agenda that smacks of being nominated for simply having a vagina, when she knows she is not capable nor prepared outside of that one requirement.
Please don’t get me wrong: I want more than anything to see a woman in The Oval Office. But in order for it to really count, it has to be a woman who has earned that right. Hillary was that woman, but she had an abominably mishandled campaign, one designed to bring out the worst in her.
McCain’s choice was political theater, and bad Kabuki theater, at that. It was a thumb in the nose to every woman who has ever aspired to be more than a pretty face, more than a quota. Maybe I can expect that of the Republican party, in general. But I find it horrifying that the woman in question was willing to go along with it, just for the sake of political goals.
It’s one thing to know Sarah Palin is a fraud as a female candidate for Vice President. It’s another thing entirely to know that she knows it and accepts it, too. And underneath that cool exterior she has an agenda all her own – one that Americans remain unfamiliar with at their own peril – an agenda of typical theocratic, fundamentalist goals. Those goals are to be met at all costs. After this morning, the cost of self-respect is apparently negotiable, and easily surmounted.
Rather than making history, as she claimed this morning, Sarah Palin is setting all females back, going in based not on merit but merely on gender.
The question is: are average American voters going to dig deeper and learn who she is, rather than what she represents?